5th October 2010
Bog standard power from Biogas
Householders began cooking and heating their homes with gas derived from raw sewage yesterday, under a £2.5m scheme the first of its kind in this country at Didcot sewage works in Oxfordshire. The use of human waste in this scheme will produce renewable gas to supply 200 homes. The process takes about 20 days from flushing the loo until the gas is piped back into people's homes.
This looks like another of these schemes that is extracting the urine or as we say in Scotland "your taking the piss" we can imagine these households' boiling water for a cup of tea and using toasters at the same time, Boots the chemist will be needing extra security to hold back the crowds at the Senekot (herbal laxative) counter.
The Prime Minister appealing to the rest of us to keep eating our green vegetables and devour as much roughage as humanly possible each day, anyone not regular enough will be subject to some shock treatment, you will be made to watch the Chancellor deliver a speech on the state of the economy and if that doesn't scare the shit out of you, you have what the medical profession call severe constipation.
There will be compulsory colon irrigations to any bum not complying with this new scheme.
Then again why not just put a big pipe from the House of Commons and the Lords to Oxfordshire? There is surely enough shit and hot air spoken to heat 1000's houses.1
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